#ThatAwkwardMoment when you pretend to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out.

— Sanitary Funny Pics(@Sanitaryum) April 15, 2012

Gonna do a few laps around the office talking into a pop tart like a cell phone just to remind my co-workers that safety is an illusion.

— Sanitary Funny Pics(@Sanitaryum) April 15, 2012