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You lose is you’re not fully capable of stopping the microwave right before the alarm goes off.

— Sanitary Funny Pics(@Sanitaryum) May 2, 2012

Grandpa passed away peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and clawing the windows like the passengers in his car. #blessings #grateful

— Sanitary Funny Pics(@Sanitaryum) April 27, 2012