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		<title>First Year Law Student</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First Year Law Student
I was driving on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up truck.
He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker.
I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this, overaerobicized woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.
She proceeds to yell in my window, &#8220;Hey, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Srewed Atheist: Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screwed Atheist Joke.
An Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself  surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the  situation, he says quietly to himself &#8220;Oh God, I&#8217;m screwed!!!!!.&#8221;
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: &#8220;No, you  are NOT screwed. Pick up that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Old Woman and the Police Officer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ownage. Ok. Here goes:
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke: Glad to Be Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to take you in, pal. You&#8217;re obviously drunk.&#8221;
Our wasted friend asked, &#8220;Officer, are ya absolutely sure I&#8217;m drunk?&#8221;
&#8220;Yeah, buddy, I&#8217;m sure,&#8221; said the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage Joke: 0 to 200 in Six Seconds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Relationship Joke
&#8220;0 to 200 in 6 Seconds&#8221;
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him &#8220;Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!&#8221;
The next morning he got up early and left for [...]]]></description>
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