Sanitaryum | A Clean Humor Website » Emails/FWDs/Jokes http://www.sanitaryum.com LOL while you FAIL at working Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:08:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 His vs Her Diary: Motorcyclehttp://www.sanitaryum.com/2012/01/25/funny-written-stuff/his-vs-her-diary-motorcycle/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=his-vs-her-diary-motorcycle http://www.sanitaryum.com/2012/01/25/funny-written-stuff/his-vs-her-diary-motorcycle/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:49:18 +0000 Sanitaryum http://www.sanitaryum.com/?p=10033 ]]>

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]]> http://www.sanitaryum.com/2012/01/13/funny-written-stuff/funny-emails-and-forwards/eat-well-travel-often-nice-advice/feed/ 0 Engineers and Managershttp://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/11/15/funny-written-stuff/engineers-and-managers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=engineers-and-managers http://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/11/15/funny-written-stuff/engineers-and-managers/#comments Wed, 16 Nov 2011 03:04:31 +0000 Sanitaryum http://www.sanitaryum.com/?p=9042 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this [...]]]>

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

You must be an engineer” says the balloonist.

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know.”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”

The man below says “you must be in management.”

“I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

]]> http://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/11/15/funny-written-stuff/engineers-and-managers/feed/ 0 Joke: The Materialistic Lawyerhttp://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/10/14/funny-written-stuff/joke-the-materialistic-lawyer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-the-materialistic-lawyer http://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/10/14/funny-written-stuff/joke-the-materialistic-lawyer/#comments Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:55:43 +0000 Sanitaryum http://www.sanitaryum.com/?p=8589 One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that [...]]]>

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.

Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed. “Your a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked. “HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop said.

The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”

]]> http://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/10/14/funny-written-stuff/joke-the-materialistic-lawyer/feed/ 0 Joke: The Divorce Lawyer and the Valentine Cardshttp://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/10/14/funny-written-stuff/the-divorce-lawyer-and-the-valentine-cards/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-divorce-lawyer-and-the-valentine-cards http://www.sanitaryum.com/2011/10/14/funny-written-stuff/the-divorce-lawyer-and-the-valentine-cards/#comments Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:54:06 +0000 Sanitaryum http://www.sanitaryum.com/?p=8581 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes [...]]]>

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

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