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Dead Cockroach and Loneliness

“Gee, I sure hope that dead cockroach I found in the basement died of loneliness.”

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Laziness Award

“If there was an award for laziness… I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.”

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A Hot Shower

“I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s a normal shower, but with me in it.”

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Funny Quote: 2 Out of 3

2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out of 3 kids. Then it's bad.
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