Chuck is the cure.

He could still beat the crap out of you.

Creative damage WIN.

Nice.

Chuck Norris can punch Cyclops between the eyes.

Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony, the snake died.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris pwns kid.