Chuck Norris can punch Cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony, the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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