Two Engineer Jokes
How to understand the engineer in your life.
1.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
2.
A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys?
We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
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