Dad Life is straight gangsta. By Church on the Move. To see the Mom version CLICK HERE
Yes It’s a Woman: Gas Pump
Woman driver vs Gas Pump.
Winner? Woman. Straight up owns gas pump.
Thank you, Monica, for sending this.
Marriage Joke: 0 to 200 in Six Seconds
Relationship Joke
“0 to 200 in 6 Seconds”
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Adam Barters with God
JOKE
After Adam was created, there he was, all alone, in the Garden of Eden.
Of course it wasn’t good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit.
“Adam,” He said, “I have a plan to make you much, much happier. I’m going to give you a companion, a help mate for you – someone who will fulfill your every need and desire. Someone who will be faithful, loving and obedient. Someone who will make you feel wonderful every day of your life.”
Adam was stunned. “That’s sounds incredible!”
“Well, it is,” replied the Lord. “But it doesn’t come for free. This is someone so special that it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”
“That’s a pretty high price to pay,” said Adam. “What can I get for a rib?”















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