Man, that’s messed up.   

Stupid. But it might make you smile.

Heck, it why some Americans hate Americans.

Excuse me, sir? You FAIL.

Parent Sensitivity FAIL

Location, location, location. Lucky bicycle guy.

Parenting FAIL. It’s the middle of the day. Do you know where your children are?

NSF

Grab my hand! And where the heck is your shirt?!

Whoa.